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Ashley Madison is the new dating site strictly for having affairs.  They are also our new sponsor for the site.  This massive and wide-spread growth means that attached men and women can easily connect with other like-minded adults in their local area, making Ashley Madison the #1 site for extra-marital affairs.

“Infidelity is a fact of life and we do not judge the many reasons why people sign up for their free Ashley Madison membership,” said Biderman. “Services like Ashley Madison did not invent the behavior of infidelity. Instead, www.AshleyMadison.com provides a safe and successful platform for those individuals who’ve decided to proceed down this path.”

Infidelity isn’t something people like to talk about — much less confess. Does anyone really want to admit cheating on a spouse, especially to a pollster. But the following poll results might help put in perspective the frequency and number of adulterers.

Infidelity statistics
It’s tough to get a handle on how many of us are having affairs, given the inherent secrecy.

• 22 percent of married men have strayed at least once during their married lives.
• 14 percent of married women have had affairs at least once during their married lives.
• Younger people are more likely candidates; in fact, younger women are as likely as younger men to be unfaithful.
• 70 percent of  married women and 54 percent of married men did not know of their spouses’ extramarital activity.
• 5 percent of married men and 3 percent of married women reported having sex with someone other than their spouse in the 1997.
• 22 percent of men and 14 percent of women admitted to having sexual relations outside their marriage sometime in their past.
• 90 percent of Americans believe adultery is morally wrong.
• 50 percent of Americans say President Clinton’s adultery makes his moral standard “about the same as the average married man,” according to a Time-CNN poll.
• 61 percent of Americans thought adultery should not be a crime in the United states; 35 percent thought it should; 4 percent had no opinion.
• 17 percent of divorces in the United States are caused by infidelity.

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I love the concept behind this almost nude photograph.  I’m not a big fan of hardcore pictures. I really like this kind of stuff. Maybe it is the realization that the model is not someone that usually gets nude for the camera and this is a stretch. 

The guys at Deaddog.com have another picture with this same theme using Mushrooms. See it HERE.

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You are crazy man. I like you, but you are crazy.

Peppers: She’s a beauty, ain’t she?
Frank: Yeah, what kind of gun is this?
Peppers: It’s a tranquilizer gun. If any of these little fuckers decide to freak out on the kids, I get to take them down. Ain’t that right?
Peppers: Hey, hey. Careful with that. That’s the most powerful tranq gun on the market. Got her in Mexico.
Frank: Cool.
Peppers: Yeah, it is cool. They say it can puncture the skin of a rhino from…
Frank: [Frank shoots himself in the neck with the dart]
Peppers: YES! That’s awesome!
Frank: What?
Peppers: You just took one in the jugular, man.
Frank: What? I did.
[feeling his neck]
Peppers: YES!
Frank: Oh my god. Is this bad? Is this bad?
Peppers: You better pull that shit out man. That shit is not cool.
Frank: Wait. What? Pull what out?
Peppers: You got a fucking dart in your neck man.
Frank: [laughing] You’re… you’re crazy man. I like you, but you’re crazy.

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Merry Christmas From The Family

Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party
We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
He was a Mexican
We didn’t know what to think of him until he sang
Felis Navidad, Felis Navidad

Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Lynn
And the two identical twins from his second wife Mary Nell
Of course he brought his new wife Kay
Who talks all about AA
Chain smoking while the stereo plays Noel, Noel
The First Noel

Carve the Turkey
Turn the ball game on
Mix margaritas when the eggnog’s gone
Send somebody to the Quickpak Store
We need some ice and an extension chord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites
A box of tampons, Marlboro Lights
Haleluja everybody say Cheese
Merry Christmas from the family

Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen
I can’t remember how I’m kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motor home in
They blew our Christmas lights
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
So we all waited out on our front lawn
He threw a breaker and the lights came on
And we sang Silent Night, Oh Silent Night, Oh Holy Night

Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
Make Bloody Mary’s
Cause We All Want One!
Send somebody to the Stop ‘N Go
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites
A box of tampons, some Salem Lights
Haleluja, everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the Family

 . . . . .  Robert Earl Keen

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Cincinnati Bengals at Cleveland Browns 1 p.m. CBS
Fun Husband: Bengals
Fun Wife: Bengals

Miami Dolphins at Kansas City Chiefs 1 p.m. CBS
Fun Husband: Dolphins
Fun Wife: Dolphins

Pittsburgh Steelers at Tennessee Titans 1 p.m. CBS
Fun Husband: Steelers
Fun Wife: Titans

Arizona Cardinals at New England Patriots 1 p.m. FOX
Fun Husband: Patriots
Fun Wife: Patriots

New Orleans Saints at Detroit Lions 1 p.m. FOX
Fun Husband: Saints
Fun Wife: Saints

Atlanta Falcons at Minnesota Vikings 1 p.m. FOX
Fun Husband: Vikings
Fun Wife: Falcons

San Francisco 49ers at St. Louis Rams 1 p.m. FOX
Fun Husband: Rams
Fun Wife: 49ers

San Diego Chargers at Tampa Bay Buccaneers 1:00 CBS
Fun Husband: Bucs
Fun Wife: Chargers

Buffalo Bills at Denver Broncos 4:05 p.m. CBS
Fun Husband: Broncos
Fun Wife: Broncos

New York Jets at Seattle Seahawks 4:05 p.m. CBS
Fun Husband: Seahawks
Fun Wife: Jets

Houston Texans at Oakland Raiders 4:05 p.m. CBS
Fun Husband: Texans
Fun Wife: Texans

Philadelphia Eagles at Washington Redskins 4:15 p.m. FOX
Fun Husband: Redskins
Fun Wife: Eagles

Carolina Panthers at New York Giants 8:15 p.m. NBC
Fun Husband: Giants
Fun Wife: Giants

Green Bay Packers at Chicago Bears 8:30 p.m. ESPN
Fun Husband: Bears
Fun Wife: Packers

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If Guns Kill People then Rosie O’Donnell is Fat

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Rear Naked Choke Wrestling Move exhibited by two hot chicks in bikinis.

Done Forget to Vote for boobs HERE

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I finally made a decision about P90X.  I am going to try it.  I am going to get it for Christmas and begin on the first of the year.  That puts me 90 days out from the end of March to reach any goals I set. 

I could rationalize it several different ways.   I’ve had some great success when I bought the perfect pushup and found an online program to follow.  For me, it is easier to make time and just do what is put out before me instead of thinking of my own routine.  I believe I could succeed if all I have to do is push play and do what is in front of me. 

Also, I believe the cost is less than the sign up fee for a gym membership, especially this time of year. 

I think it is a well rounded program that allows you to see results fairly soon.  This is important to keep my interest and motivate me to put some work on the back burner to accomplish these goals.  I hope I look forward to every workout.  

Finally,  the wife agreed to do it with me.  I believe she is very similar to me in the fact that if it is in front of her, she will do it.  I also believe she will see amazing results if she gets in a structured program and I work to help her have time to do it. 

It is only 90 days,  I can do anything for 90 days.   The only problem is finding a place for a pull up bar. All of our doors are to wide.

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It is Wednesday morning and I just cant seem to get going.  The middle of the week really sucks.  This is the day of the week where all of the request from Monday morning are starting to come due.  You know on Monday mornings are when most people have meetings and realize they can “punt” a project to your department.  As the middle manager, I get the project that is due by Wednesday.  Then, I get a bunch more projects that are due by Friday because ”you have a couple of days” to get them done.  

However, the end of the day on Wednesday is the down hill slide in the corporate world. Because no one really does anything on Friday, all you have is one more day to survive.  If you get through the first few days of the week, you usually make it until next Monday. 

Oh well,  I have to get my day started.  Maybe my little friend in the picture here can lift my spirits.  I wish had as much energy has him.  I have the same outfit, but my gloves are a little different.

I really dont know the story behind this guy and I probably dont want to know.  An interesting story would be that he just a normal family man that lost a bet to his buddies.

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sexy cheerleaer

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