The Fun Husband

Here is a cool new installment.  You get to vote to help me choose the next sexy gift the wife gets.   Vote at the bottom of the post in the poll.

For this week, we are going to look at some different Victoria’s Secret Panties.  I cant promise she will model them on the site, but I can promise that she will not know that internet perverts picked her present.

Here are the Three Options:

1) Sexy Panties with a heart on the Ass. This is probably designed but valentines day, but we might be a week or so late. 

2) Leopard Print Panties – The best of both worlds. A little wild animal print with some nice lace.

3) Lacy Panties – Very sexy lacy little number with a tie string on the back. She would love these.

Vote Here! This will last until the first 50 votes on when I get ready to purchase.

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The Wife said No More Swingers Clubs and I’m OK with it!

That is right. On a rare occasion, the wife and I would have a little to much to drink and visit a couples club where anything and everything was usually happening.  To be honest, it was fun for both of us at the time, but it did leave a little to be desired.  We did it so rarely that we weren’t very good at it and not enough to really know what was going on. 

After a great discussion with her, I finally found out why she doesn’t like it.  She never got to hook up with anybody that just rocked her world.  She claims that the couples clubs are just made up of hot women with older fat and unattractive husbands.  I honestly cant argue with her.  I dont want to do anything where she is not having fun.

However, I know that she would like to have fun in the right situation. She finally said she would give one more good try, but “no more swingers clubs.”   While drunk, she agreed to shop around on a swingers site and see if anything got her interest.  I have chosen to register on a site like this one.

I am honestly fine with whatever she wants to do.  She is hot and I do not mind having her to myself. 

Do you think I can get the wife to play dirty again?  Is it just vanilla fun for the both of us from now on?  

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Did you ever want to know what really happens at a swingers party?  I’ll tell you.  We have been to few clubs and had a limited amount of fun.

It is a great excuse for women to dress sexy and show cleavage and an excuse for men to dress up their wives sexy and look at a lot of cleavage. It is also an excuse for normal women to flirt and for horny women to get nasty. Most of the time, men just enjoy watching what is going on.  In our case, we have enjoyed being watched.   The wife is apparently an exhibitionists. 

About 99% of the women will end up messing around with another women. That is just the facts.  I have confirmed that all women are bisexual, this is just an opportunity for them to act on it.   It seems that my wife’s favorite thing is to recieve oral from other people, men or women.  At least that seems to be the thing she has enjoyed the most.  

The last time we went, I discovered that one of my favorite things is to watch her. Until you sit back and let a room full of people watch your wife perform oral on you, you have not experienced exhibitionism.

The great first step is join a swingers site like this one.

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As you know from a previous post here, the wife can be really wild.  If you read that post, you understand that we had a pretty wild weekend and have some great stories and potentially some great pictures.  The wife is very beautiful and extremely sexy when she wants to be, you would not want to miss this opportunity.  Apparently, she loves to be watched, but hates to be photographed. I think we will soon find out if she equally loves to be talked about. 

I put up a new poll to see which you wanted to see.  Please participate in the poll below and I will prepare the appropriate story.

This picture is just a little something extra from the last time she got wild and “wowed” me.

Picture of the Wife’s Boobs

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The wife and I got out of the house for a night and got really wild. Wilder than I could have imagined. We had a really great time and the wife “wowed” me a few times over.  I took over 100 pictures, but none are tame enough to post.  I may look at them later and see if I can crop any to make them appropriate, but probably not. I believe I probably just need to delete most of them.

The best way to summarize is to list the two very distinctive categories of things I learned about my wife. The things I found out that she likes and the things that she doesn’t like. This should give you a pretty good summary of the weekend.

Things the Wife Likes:
Bad Singalong Music
Strong Drinks & Beer
“Thick” female Strippers
Stripper Shoes
2nd or 3rd rate strip clubs
Being Watched
Receiving Oral Sex from anyone
Morning Hotel Sex

Things the Wife Doesn’t Like:
Cheap Restaurants
Black Strippers
Upscale Strip Clubs
Being Photographed
Swinging at Swingers Clubs
Wearing Thongs
Being Hungover

This list should also make you appreciate the riddle that is my wife and how damn hard it is for me to understand the logic. This is a woman who loves to wear stripper shoes, but doesn’t like to wear thongs. This is a woman who likes going to swinger clubs, but doesn’t like sex with strangers. This same women likes performing oral sex, but doesn’t like result. Oh well, it was a lot of fun learning these things this weekend.  Maybe I’ll get some pics and stories posted.

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I couldn’t be more excited about the wife and I heading into the city this weekend for a night of fun away from the children.  I have no idea what to expect, but it might be a lot of fun.  We have not gone on one of these trips in along time.  It could be anything from a meal in a fancy restaurant and a early return to the hotel room, or a lot of drinking a wild visit to a strip club or swingers/sex club. It could go either way, we have done both in the past, but this one will probably be somewhere in between.  I think we just have to start drinking and feel it out. 

 The wife informed me that she bought a sexy top and some expensive jeans to wear for the occasion, but she also told me she was not going to wear her new “Fuck Me Shoes“.  I think the jeans rules out a fancy restaurant or high class swingers club. If someone owns Fuck Me Shoes, I couldn’t think of a better place to wear them than a strip club, so that is a little confusing.  I doubt she would ever let me shop for her outfit for a wild night, but she knows I love cleavage, so I am willing to bet the new top shows some cleavage.  If she lets me, I’ll post a pic on the blog.

UPDATE:  When the wife got home, she showed me the jeans and the shirt.   I asked her a couple of times to model them for me, but she refused. I’m not sure why.   Maybe she will “Wow” me.

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A Nice Surprise From the Wife this morning that I just had to write about.  This is probably the best thing to happen to me in a long time.

Shortly after I woke up this morning, I recieved a pleasent surprise when the wife approached me wearing nothing but a t-shirt. Nothing else, not panties, bra, slippers, or even jewelry. “Lets go get on the couch,” were the only words I needed to hear before I was out of the computer chair and on my way across the room to a almost naked wife at 4:30 on a Monday morning. 

This was a total, but pleasant shock and way out of character.  Her only explanation was that she had been dreaming about sex all night long. It must have been true because that was the horniest I have seen her in a long time.  Although, I still cant get her to tell me specifics about the dreams. 

The best thing is that it wasn’t just a quickie either, I believe she went for it a couple times and could have kept going if the situation would have presented itself. She really was the horny wife that every husband dreams of.  I was a lucky man this morning.  The next thing you know she is going to be wearing thongs and lingerie around the house and expecting sex more often.  If she plays her cards right, I am going to have to carry around 100 dollar bills to stuff in her panties, if she has them on. This might turn in to The Fun Husband VIP room between the hours of 4:30 am and 5:00 am on weekday mornings.

There is nothing like walking in the office in the morning and having your biggest daily goal already accomplished.  It is a great feeling see all the other goobers at the office and knowing that you were receiving oral sex this morning about the same time they were waking up and watching their boring fat wives lay there, be fat, and snore.

I really hope this wasn’t a perfect storm and something that only happens every blue moon.  I have a theory on something very simple that put her in the mood to dream about sex all night.  I am going to replicate it and see if it happens again. 

Later tonight she told me she was tired, she said that “she got up to early in the morning to have sex.” I gave her some words of encouragement and told her that the first morning was always the hardest, tomorrow and the next day would be easier.  I think I am spoiled after only one time. I am expecting the same thing every morning.  I hope she doesn’t plan on sleeping in.  (just kidding if you are reading this)

I realize this is something that I never write about on this blog, but after getting raped by the wife first thing in the morning, there was really nothing else in my day that compared.  She said she dreamed about it all night long, I dreamed about it all day long.

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The last week of the season.  Here are the wife and my picks. 

Denver at San Diego
Fun Husband: Chargers
Fun Wife: Denver

Miami at N.Y. Jets
Fun Husband: Jets
Fun Wife: Jets

N.Y. Giants at Minnesota
Fun Husband: Vikings
Fun Wife: Giants

Carolina at New Orleans
Fun Husband: Saints
Fun Wife: Saints

Dallas at Philadelphia
Fun Husband: Cowboys
Fun Wife:  Cowboys

New England at Buffalo
Fun Husband: Bills
Fun Wife: New England

Chicago at Houston
Fun Husband: Texans
Fun Wife: Bears

Tennessee at Indianapolis

Fun Husband: Colts
Fun Wife:  Colts

Cleveland at Pittsburgh

Fun Husband: Steelers
Fun Wife: Steelers

Oakland at Tampa Bay

Fun Husband: Tampa Bay
Fun Wife: Raiders

Washington at San Francisco

Fun Husband: 49ers
Fun Wife: 49ers

Jacksonville at Baltimore

Fun Husband: Jags
Fun Wife: Ravens

Seattle at Arizona

Fun Husband: Arizona
Fun Wife: Arizona

St. Louis at Atlanta

Fun Husband: Atlanta
Fun Wife: Atlanta

Detroit at Green Bay

Fun Husband: Green Bay
Fun Wife: Green Bay

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On Monday, the wife and I are starting P90X.  I received it in the mail and have decided to start it on Monday.  I’m trying to figure out the pull-up bar and where to get it installed. I also need to go get some dumbbells to use during P90X.

I really look forward to the results.  My diet has been really disciplined lately and I have already seen tremendous progress in the shape of my upper body, but I think I have plateaued.  The wife has been running almost every morning and is also seeing some great results.  The P90X program should put both of us over the top and really show us some great results. 

One big question is how do we track the progress and where she would post the before and after pictures.  I am going to make some goals based specifically around my body fat percentage and keep track every week right here on this blog.  I should probably set some goals for the wife and set up some rewards for her if she reaches them.

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What the Hell are Fuck Me Shoes?

I got an interesting call today from the wife.  I was at work minding my own business when she calls me and informs me that she just bought her Christmas present to her, from me.  I jokingly said, “Great, wrap it up and put it under the tree and I’ll be surprised when you open it.”  I was just a little nervous that she was driving the present, or was going to say something along the lines of “this is to big to wrap up.”  

She almost settled my nerves by telling me what it was until she actually told me.  She said the bought her some “Fuck Me Shoes.”  It is not hard to guess what they are. 

The Urban Dictionary has two entries:

1. High spikey and cutaway women’s shoes. Often abbreviated to FM shoes.
2. stripper shoes.

Basically fuck me shoes are the shoes you see the strippers wearing on stage and the chicks in the porn movies wearing with their legs spread up in the air.  They are strappy and make any women about 3-4 inches taller.

Also, I found out that one of her favorite artist sings a song about them.  “Fuck Me Pumps” is an R&B song written by English singer-songwriter Amy Winehouse and Salaam Remi for Winehouse’s debut album, Frank (2003). Released as the album’s fourth and final single on 23 August 2004 under the title “Pumps” as a double A-side with “Help Yourself”, it reached number sixty-five on the UK Singles Chart. The controversial track is about stereotypical “gold-digging” girls. The term “fuck-me pumps” is a slang expression for sexy women’s shoes, particularly those featuring bare heels.

I am really ok with it. I find it exciting and I love women in sexy shoes just as much as the next guy. My wife will look amazing because she has some sexy legs,  I knew she liked stripper shoes and she always joked that she was going to buy her some one day.  That day was today. 

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