The Fun Husband

I used to stay out late on Friday nights and party and bring the best looking blonde chick home for the private after party.  The truth is that was a long time ago. 

I realized this morning that I wasn’t cool anymore.  I realized that about the time I asked myself a question for the 2nd Saturday morning in a row.  The question I asked myself: 

“Is it too early to mow the yard?”

What kind of cool dude wakes up at six on a Saturday morning, drinks a cup of coffee and has the urge to mow the yard as soon as the sun comes up a little more?

Answer the Poll Below the picture.

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Did you ever want to know what really happens at a swingers party?  I’ll tell you.  We have been to few clubs and had a limited amount of fun.

It is a great excuse for women to dress sexy and show cleavage and an excuse for men to dress up their wives sexy and look at a lot of cleavage. It is also an excuse for normal women to flirt and for horny women to get nasty. Most of the time, men just enjoy watching what is going on.  In our case, we have enjoyed being watched.   The wife is apparently an exhibitionists. 

About 99% of the women will end up messing around with another women. That is just the facts.  I have confirmed that all women are bisexual, this is just an opportunity for them to act on it.   It seems that my wife’s favorite thing is to recieve oral from other people, men or women.  At least that seems to be the thing she has enjoyed the most.  

The last time we went, I discovered that one of my favorite things is to watch her. Until you sit back and let a room full of people watch your wife perform oral on you, you have not experienced exhibitionism.

The great first step is join a swingers site like this one.

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As you know from a previous post here, the wife can be really wild.  If you read that post, you understand that we had a pretty wild weekend and have some great stories and potentially some great pictures.  The wife is very beautiful and extremely sexy when she wants to be, you would not want to miss this opportunity.  Apparently, she loves to be watched, but hates to be photographed. I think we will soon find out if she equally loves to be talked about. 

I put up a new poll to see which you wanted to see.  Please participate in the poll below and I will prepare the appropriate story.

This picture is just a little something extra from the last time she got wild and “wowed” me.

Picture of the Wife’s Boobs

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For the last 12 weeks, I have posted a sexy picture of Jessica Simpson every Wednesday night at this time.  It is not that I am tired of seeing sexy pictures of Jessica, but it is time to move on.  Beginning next week, we will start with some random celebrity cleavage pictures, but first things first. 

In this thread, I have posted every single Jessica Simpson picture from the last twelve weeks. It is your turn to take action and vote for your favorite.  Each picture below is numbered with the number of week it appeared.  Answer the poll question using that number.  If you need a refresher, click the picture to take you back to the original post where the picture originated.

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I am seriously thinking about doing the P90X workout

Traditionally I am not one to try gimmick products or routines, but I do like gadgets.   I’ve been watching those P90X commercials and I am fairly impressed with the way they are put together.  I’ve also been fairly impressed with the feedback I am reading on the web about the program.  I do not believe they are advertising as a something for nothing routine which usually spells gimmick on all the other programs I have seen on TV.  The Tony Horton guys seems very likable. If I get half of the results of some of the people I am seeing on blogs, I would consider the money well spent. 

Remember, I’m the guy that bought the perfect pushups at WalMart on a whim and promptly built a lot a muscle and lost about 30lbs.   When I bought the perfect pushups, I could only do about 10 reps of a good form pushup.  I have done sets during workouts recently with 25 reps.   I only point that out to show the potential level of commitment that I might have with a new workout program. 

My other option is something that I have really been wanting to do.  I have been looking at buying a treadmill.  My wife is really great runner, but she likes to run on the road.  I would like to start running, but I just dont have the time to get out on the road and run.  In my past life when I had access to a treadmill, I ultimately had some really good results.  I’ve read that you really should not run while you are doing the P90X workout because it is overkill.   The problem is that running will only take you so far when developing the perfect body that is my goal. 

I would have to buy a new set of dumbells and somehow figure out how to install a pullup bar somewhere in my home without my wife going nuts.  That would be the biggest challenge.  Maybe the P90X guys will send me the program free in exchange for posting the results on this blog that is read by thousands of people who fall directly in their target demographic. 

I think I am going to have to make the decision in the next week or so.  I want to spend the first few months of the next year getting to where I want to be.

What do you think?  Should I get the P90X? 

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