Funny Picture – MaterBait (&Tackle)

What an awesome picture? Nice for the chick to pose in front of the funny store sign.
121 viewsFunny Picture – MaterBait (&Tackle)

What an awesome picture? Nice for the chick to pose in front of the funny store sign.
121 viewsIntro:
Boats ‘n’ Hoes, I gotta have me more boats ‘n’ hoes.
Chorus:
(Boats ‘n’ Hoes, Boats ‘n’ Hoes, I gotta have me more boats ‘n’ hoes.) x2
Huff:
The Nina, OH, the Pinta, OH, the santa maria, OH, I’ll do you in the bottom while your drinking Sangria.
Doback:
Nachos, lemon heads, my dad’s boat, you
wont go down ’cause my dick can float!
Huff:
We sail ’round the world and go port to port, everytime I cum I produce a quart.
Doback:
Put on your life vest, let’s drop anchor, theres a nice lady whore, I’d like to swank her.
Chorus:
(Boats ‘n’ Hoes, Boats ‘n’ Hoes, I gotta have me more boats ‘n’ hoes.) x2
Huff:
Deadliest catch, without the crabs, we’re almost out of gas, call the Arabs!
Doback:
I’m a pussy Pirate my name is Jack Sparrow, take off my pants so you can see my flesh arrow.
Huff:
Make sure to wax, use your mom’s Nair you’ll be amazed when I cum in your hair!
Doback:
Pull up the anchor cause we’re leaving dry land, get below deck with a dick in your hand!
Chorus:
(Boats ‘n’ Hoes, Boats ‘n’ Hoes, I gotta have me more boats ‘n’ hoes.) x2
Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly – Boats ‘N Hoes Lyrics
59 viewsGreat hot chick picture from Deaddog.com
74 viewsHere is a cool new installment. You get to vote to help me choose the next sexy gift the wife gets. Vote at the bottom of the post in the poll.
For this week, we are going to look at some different Victoria’s Secret Panties. I cant promise she will model them on the site, but I can promise that she will not know that internet perverts picked her present.
Here are the Three Options:
1) Sexy Panties with a heart on the Ass. This is probably designed but valentines day, but we might be a week or so late.

2) Leopard Print Panties – The best of both worlds. A little wild animal print with some nice lace.

3) Lacy Panties – Very sexy lacy little number with a tie string on the back. She would love these.

Vote Here! This will last until the first 50 votes on when I get ready to purchase.
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This is how women should dress for a job interview. Thanks for the article Leighonline.com

Funny – I found this on Deaddog.com. It was a post titled: Sun in your eyes?? you should have brought a hat….oh nevermind
790 viewsIts Business Time. Since I dont have HBO anymore, I almost forgot about a mildly interesting show that I watched a few times. Flight of the Concords was sort of interesting. They are actually a very talented comedy duo.
I got reminded of those two guys when I came across this post of their top ten songs. The song I like best is “Business Time“, which is hilarious. It was number one of the list.

Here are some of the cool lyrics
Girl, tonight we`re gonna make love. You know how I know, baby? `Cause it`s Wednesday. And Wednesday night is the night that we make love. Tuesday night`s the night that we go and visit your mother, but Wednesday night is the night that we make love.
More Flight of the Concord Lyrics Below
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