Yo Mamma is so fat….

YO Mama Joke

Sexy Babe with Glasses! Would you do her?  Actually, she appears to be topless. I would have to see her body before I made that decision. I’m old and married and don’t see too many topless women in person anymore. So, yes,  probably yes, I would probably do her. I wouldn’t let anyone watch.

Sexy Babe with Glasses

What a Great Weekend! – I landed me a hot little petite babe in a Leopard Skin Dress at the party Saturday night. I had a lot to drink, but damn she was sexy with her deep Russian accent. We danced all night long and then went back to her house and looked at pictures of her at weightlifting meets and she showed me all of her wrestling trophies.

We didn’t go all the way, but she walked me to the car, picked me and gave me a sloppy wet kiss. I wished the night would never end, but she was holding me so tight, I couldn’t breath and my feet were not touching the ground.

Great Weekend

Wild Sorority Girl

With the exception of this girl and some stuck up sorority girls that like to study, most of them are really wild anyway. The sure fire way to have some fun with a sorority girl is to split the heard. When they get in bunches, they usually worry about what the other ones will think.  When they are alone or maybe in pairs, they are the wildest girls you can handle. So, split them up and get them away from their sorority sisters, with the exception of this wild babe.

Wild Sorority Girl

Can you answer these questions?

…why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

…why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?

…why you don’t ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?

…why “abbreviated” is such a long word?

…why doctors call what they do “practice”?

…why you have to click on “Start” to stop Windows?

…why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

…why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?

…why there isn’t mouse-flavored cat food?

…who tastes dog food when it has a “new & improved” flavor?

…why Noah didn’t swat those two mosquitoes?

…why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

…why they don’t make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?

…why sheep don’t shrink when it rains?

…why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?

…if con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

…why they call the airport “the terminal” if flying is so safe?