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Fortunately, we have Keith Olbermann to point out that Rush Limbaugh did not accurately quote the preamble to the Constitution in his CPAC speech last weekend. I’m not sure what scam Olbermann imagined Rush was trying to put over on the American people by saying conservatives believed in the “preamble to the Constitution” and then quoting words from the Declaration of Independence — but Olbermann put an end to that cruel deception!
These small-time opportunities to show off by correcting someone else’s teeny-tiny mistakes are the lifeblood of Olbermann’s MSNBC show, “Countdown.” Olbermann is no more capable of not correcting Rep. Charlie Rangel when he said “inferred,” but meant “implied,” than an obsessive compulsive could pass a sink without washing his hands.
There is utterly no purpose to these lame “gotchas,” except that Olbermann is so desperately insecure that he is willing to waste valuable airtime in order to convince other status-conscious idiots that he is, like, scary-smart.
Olbermann relentlessly attacked low-level Bush administration employee Monica Goodling for not going to a name-dropping college, saying — approximately 1 million times — that she got her law degree “by sending 100 box tops to Religious Lunatic University.”
I would venture to say that the students at Goodling’s law school at Regent University are far more impressive than those at the Cornell agriculture school — the land-grant, non-Ivy League school Keith attended.
I wouldn’t mention it, except that Olbermann savages anyone who didn’t go to an impressive college. As it happens, he didn’t go to an impressive college, either.
If you’ve ever watched any three nights of his show, you know that Olbermann went to Cornell. But he always forgets to mention that he went to the school that offers classes in milking and bovine management.
Indeed, Keith is constantly lying about his nonexistent “Ivy League” education, boasting to Playboy magazine, for example: “My Ivy League education taught me how to cut corners, skim books and take an idea and write 15 pages on it, and also how to work all day at the Cornell radio station and never actually go to class.”
Except Keith didn’t go to the Ivy League Cornell; he went to the Old MacDonald Cornell.
The real Cornell, the School of Arts and Sciences (average SAT: 1,325; acceptance rate: 1 in 6 applicants), is the only Ivy League school at Cornell and the only one that grants a Bachelor of Arts degree.
Keith went to an affiliated state college at Cornell, the College of Agriculture and Life Sciences (average SAT: about that of pulling guards at the University of South Carolina; acceptance rate: 1 of every 1 applicants).
Olbermann’s incessant lying about having an “Ivy League education” when he went to the non-Ivy League ag school at Cornell would be like a graduate of the Yale locksmithing school boasting about being a “Yale man.”
Among the graduates of the Ivy League Cornell are Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Thomas Pynchon, Paul Wolfowitz, E.B. White, Sanford I. Weill, Floyd Abrams, Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Ginsburg, Janet Reno, Henry Heimlich and Harold Bloom.
Graduates of the ag school include David LeNeveu of the Anaheim Ducks, Mitch Carefoot of the Phoenix RoadRunners, Darren Eliot, former professional hockey player, and Joe Nieuwendyk, multiple Stanley Cup winner.
One begins to understand why Harvard students threw a chicken on the ice during Cornell’s famous rout of Harvard at a 1973 hockey game.
If you actually want to pursue a career related to agriculture, there is no better school than the Cornell ag school. I have nothing but admiration for the farmers and aspiring veterinarians at the ag school. They didn’t go there just to have “Cornell” on their resumes.
In addition to the farmers, there are some smart kids who go to the ag school — as there are at all state universities. But most people who majored in “communications” at an ag school don’t act like Marshall Scholars or go around mocking graduates of Regent University Law School.
The sort of insecurity that would force you to always say “trebled” instead of “tripled” could only come from a communications major with massive status anxiety, like Keith. Without even looking it up, I am confident that Harvard, Yale and Princeton do not offer degrees in “communications.” I know there is no “communications” major at the Ivy League Cornell.
“Communications” is a major, along with “recreation science,” most commonly associated with linemen at USC. But at least the linemen can throw a football, which Keith cannot because his mother decided he was not physically robust enough to play outdoors as a child.
It may seem cruel to reveal the true college of someone who already wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat worried that he’s a fraud. But I believe that by pointing out that Olbermann actually is a fraud, I am liberating him.
You may not realize it now, Keith, but you will look back on this day and say, “That was the best thing that ever happened to me!”
Finally, you can stop pretending that you went to the hard-to-get-into Cornell.
Now you won’t have to quickly change the subject whenever people idly remark that they didn’t know it was possible to major in “communications” at an Ivy League school.
No longer will you have to aggressively bring up Cornell when it has nothing to do with the conversation.
Relax, Keith. Now you can let people like you for you.
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Elsa Pataky is a hot chick that you have never heard of
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Seriously, who is Anna Taverner?
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I watch the Unit every Sunday night. Of course I realize it is just like every other show that I have liked, it is circling the drain because you are not watching it. They have even given it the dreaded “turn off the TV and do your homework” slot at 9 pm central on Sunday Nights. That is the last stop before they replace it with homos talking about hair or couches or a b list celebrity game show.
An inside look at the lives of the members of a fictional, highly-trained special forces unit of the army designed to combat and defend against terrorism.
I really like all of the characters except one. Dennis Hasbert is bad dude as the leader of the Unit. Last week, he beat the crap out of a priest because he was told to do it. I like this guy, he has been around. I remember him from not being able to hit a vodoo curveball and then telling me about accident forgiveness on my car insurance. I like him best in this role.
Abby Brammell plays the slutty wife of my favorite member of the unit. Her husband is a kick ass no nonsense dude and she nails his commanding officer and performs a couple of lap dances back home at the bar.
You should watch this show. It is worth it. If you dont, they will give howie mandal more air time.
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Angelina Jolie Cleavage
All men and most women love looking at the sexy body of Angelina Jolie. You have to love this tight leather halter top. I wonder if she is wearing a bra.
To keep up one of the most popular themes of this blog, we are going to show some weekly cleavage pictures using some great celebrity cleavage shots.
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Elizabeth Hurley in a Bikini
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For the last 12 weeks, I have posted a sexy picture of Jessica Simpson every Wednesday night at this time. It is not that I am tired of seeing sexy pictures of Jessica, but it is time to move on. Beginning next week, we will start with some random celebrity cleavage pictures, but first things first.
In this thread, I have posted every single Jessica Simpson picture from the last twelve weeks. It is your turn to take action and vote for your favorite. Each picture below is numbered with the number of week it appeared. Answer the poll question using that number. If you need a refresher, click the picture to take you back to the original post where the picture originated.
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Pick Your Favorite Sexy Jessica Simpson Picture:
See the Pictures Below:
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This weeks pictures shows a wet and sexy Jessica Simpson. It looks like the water was cold also.
There you have it. Twelve weeks of sexy Jessica Simpson pictures delivered to your monitor every Wednesday night. We would like to take this time to thank Jessica for taking all the pictures and showing up every week for my growing readership.
At the time that I am posting this, I do not know what is next. Be sure and bookmark this blog and check back to see if we show more Jessica Pictures or if we pick another hot babe that I like to look at.
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