The Fun Husband

The Men’s Health magazine has a advice column where the Girl Next Door answers men’s questions.  I have decided to post a few interesting ones and add my advice.  Her and I have a little different style, but I think we have the same basic advice. 

What does it mean when a woman brushes her breasts against me?

Girl Next Door:Nine times out of 10, not what you hope. We involuntarily graze people on a weekly basis. But we also know guys love the sensation of contact with a pair of globes. So on occasion, we’ll be a bit clumsy, on purpose, with our twin peaks. And it almost always scores us more attention and the power-trippy thrill of being able to trigger male desire with a single, seemingly innocent move.

Fun Husband:  Women are very conscience of their boobs, they don’t put them on you by accident.  It may not mean she wants you, but she wants to see your reaction. 

She won’t do it doggy-style because she doesn’t want me to look at her butt. Can I bring her around?

Girl Next Door:Ease her into it by having sex from behind in a position that won’t require her to shove her backside high in the air: Start by spooning. Slide in, and then ease her onto her stomach and simultaneously roll onto her back, straddling your legs on either side of her thighs and supporting your weight with your arms so you don’t panini-press her. Her butt won’t be in your direct line of sight, but the higher up you push your torso, the more it’ll feel like true doggy-style. The “backslide,” as I like to call it, may not be exactly what you want, but it will do until enough time and lovin’ boosts her booty confidence. 

Fun Husband:  Alcohol

 

How can I make my wife more interested in quickies?

Girl Next Door:  The reason most women shy away from a fast shag is because it’s difficult for us to become aroused, a.k.a. wet, without a good deal of foreplay. Having sex under dry conditions isn’t just unpleasant, it’s painful. The solution: Make her slicker quicker. Oral sex is an excellent way to do that while simultaneously turning her on. The other great option is always having personal lubricant on hand.

Fun Husband:  I have absolutely no idea.  If anyone finds out,  send me a note.

 

What happened to thongs? It seems like they’re less popular with the ladies these days.

Girl Next Door:There will always be a core contingent of bare-cheeked babes who refuse to suffer wedgies and visible panty lines. But for all the other girls, the thong was just another trend that came and went. They tried it while it was hot, but now that women’s magazines are praising prettier, more ladylike panties, they’re tossing their T-backed briefs and once again swathing their butts in silk and lace. As with tube tops and short shorts, all you can do is cross your fingers and hope that they’ll be back in style soon.

Fun Husband: You are with a girl who has turned into someone who is more interested in being comfortable than sexy.  The same type of girls who were wearing thongs a year ago are stilling wearing them.   You girl(s) just changed into a different type of girl.

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