The Fun Husband

I just have some random thoughts about the olympics.

Beach Volleyball bikinis:   I realize why they put those volleyball chicks in those skimpy bikinis, I just dont understand why no one else seems to be making a big deal about it.   It you put those chicks on television wearing the same thing while standing next to a stripper pole,  the network would get boycotted.  

Under the Olympic beach volleyball rules, bikini bottoms should be 7 cm (2.76 inches) across the hip — neither indecently skimpy nor overly constricting.

“I feel I’m empowered. I’m a sportswoman, I’m getting stronger all the time and this is my uniform,” said U.S. player Kerri Walsh, sweeping her hand across a black and white bikini.

“I don’t feel exploited at all. Hopefully we’re just encouraging people to be fit and healthy. Our lifestyle is so wonderful,” she added.

You can tell yourself that sweatheart, but the fact is that they make you wear that because men will watch so they can look at your rear.

Men’s Basketball:  The best way to piss off an entire host nation is by kicking the crap out of their team in the main event on the first day with President Bush cheering them on.  The USA mens basketball team beat the crap out of the men from China by about 40 points on the opening day.   I am willing to bet that the democrats will see this as a surge and want to put a windfall tax on all USA triple doubles during the olympics.  Pelosi will have a response and Obama will apoligize to his fellow citizens of the world.

A usual saying in sports that is designed to show humility after a win is to respond to question by saying that “4 billion Chinese dont care.”  Well,  for the first time,  you cant use that phrase about this butkicking.

Announcing:  This doesn’t just happen during the olympics, but I dont watch women’s sports at any other time enough to notice.  Any time a women is playing a sport, the networks have to have woman and a homosexual announcing the game.  You really see this during the olympics because they have gymnastics and such sports that homosexuals love.   During basketball, not just the during the olympics,  you get one woman announcer, but she is most likely a homosexual, which covers both politically correct placements. 

The only other thing you usually see that keeps the networks from getting boycotted is a Asian speaking perfect english, no accent. 

Soccer:  Cant we just end it already and explain to the rest of the world that our best athletes are reserved for football.  If I hear another Euro try to explain how soccer athletes are the greatest and it is the most popular sport, I believe I am going to do something drastic. 

Maybe I will kidnap the biggest 11 socccer players in the world and lock them in the same cage with the starting defense from any NFL football team.   To make it interesting, I wont feed them for a while and note who gets eaten.   I’m willing to bet that 10 soccer players get eaten.  The lone exception will be the soccer player with the longest hair.  He would come out with a new outlook on life and probably need some ass stitches.  You know what,  I could actually understand if they had a homo announce that.

The next time someone tells you that soccer players or rugby players are better athletes, remind them that soccer and rugby stars often get an opportunity to play in the NFL.  They are called placekickers and punters.   Ever see those guys try to run and tackle?

written by Fun Husband